Monday, August 30, 2010

Egg Recall Strikes Pelvis

My pelvic incision has felt a little neglected on the blog. If you recall, I bled like a stuck pig during surgery and developed a massive hematoma underneath my skin. The bruise is gone now.

But, especially from this angle, it appears as though a giant egg has been installed in place of the hole they left in my iliac crest.

Of all five incisions I had from my third surgery, this one bothers me the most. It feels like a sore or bruised muscle. It's not very aesthetically pleasing, either. It's one more lump to my already lump packed situation. And as 2010 has gone so far, I've not had many opportunities to address the lumpiness.

This got me thinking. As years go, 2010 has not been a good one for the team. Let's recap some of the truly amazing events of this otherwise injury plagued year.

February 4th: Pants on the Ground Single Released by Larry Platt

Yes, there is a single of this amazing song that you can buy right now.

March 19th: Justin Bieber Releases My World 2.0

Remember -- if anyone asks, this teen heart throb broke my ankle.

June 23rd: Kansas City Royals Lose Series 2-1 to the Washington Nationals

My team is so awesome, they occasionally forget to include the letter 'O' in the players' jerseys.

August 30th: I Follow Rod Blagojevich on Twitter Because He's Insane

We're all jealous of the hair.

That's about it. I can't think of anything else important or significant that's happened this year nationally or anywhere else in the world.

I can't wait to see what @governorrod tweets next! Hopefully it's as good as this.

2 comments:

  1. Hey bud, there's a typo "Rob" should be "Rod" Robert Blagojevich is his brother ;-)

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