For the last eight months I've led a sedentary life on a couch maintaining a blog. When I tell people that I blog, I get a lot of looks like this.
It's almost the same look I get thrown at my new ankle hardware.
Team -- we need to turn it up a notch. We're due for some serious action items on an agenda of domination, post-ankle injury. Cue the Knight Rider theme song in another browser tab and leave it running. Don't already have it book marked? Here you go.
I need to press the crap out of the turbo boost button. Make up for lost time. Time to be a man who does not exist -- on a couch.
Real quick, how awesome is this theme song almost 30 years later?
Grow A Mustache. A Real One.
Along with the rest of the group, I tried to grow a for-real mustache during the snowboarding trip in February. It didn't even come close to working out.
Have they invented lip Rogaine yet?
Every year we make an excuse to go to Las Vegas. Usually, it's because someone is getting married. I'm not sure who's on deck in 2011, but it needs to get figured out now. I was offered to attend this year's trip. In fact, I was guaranteed a scooter upon arrival. I thought my friends were being nice. Turns out they wanted to use me to carry beer and cut in lines.
Name one thing more awesome than heli-snowboarding? I challenge you.
What else goes on the agenda? I need input and ideas. Let's do this. Let's make it happen.