I Should Be In Bed

I made a promise to never wear breakaway pants ever again after last Friday.

But then I found these bad boys.  Sweet silver breakaways that my parents bought me back in August.  Even our dog, Spunky, is wondering why I choose to look like an idiot.

This stance may look stupid to you, but as most people with external fixators know, this is the stance you make in pictures the night before a surgery.  Standard operating procedure, folks.