Friday, June 4, 2010

Fashionable Cane

Do you think I could sell my Fleet's Enema Twin Pack on Ebay? I did a quick search and came up with nothing. So either Ebay is currently sold out, or I'm an idiot.

My Dad found a cane for me at According to the site, "The tourist handled triple wound carbon fiber flame cane uses the same design as Dr. Gregory House on the hit television series House M.D on Fox."

It's pretty awesome. I'm not sure if I'll need one. I'm really good at walking in my boot without crutches. Without the boot is probably another story.

But since when has not needing something been a reason to not get it anyway?


  1. If someone can sell toast with the face of Jesus on it for twenty thousand dollars, I don't see why you couldn't sell your double dose of "easy squeeze".
    Dad or father of an idiot

  2. Here's an idea, forget selling the enema. I'll give you $20 to use it and blog about it. Your readers want to know.