My Wife

For friends of mine that don't like sappy stuff, skip down below to see the gore.

We used to always joke how I could safely run around the house with scissors since my wife is a nurse. If I ever needed to be fixed, she'd be there.

Well, it's finally happened. I need to be fixed and she's there to do it. I can't tell you how much my wife has helped me through this entire ordeal. She's been keeping intricate logs of all of my medications, giving me my blood clot shots, and constantly monitoring my pain level. She translates the doctor lingo for me and has not once left my side since the day of the accident.

She's amazing and I'm a lucky man for marrying her. I love my wife! And she loves my glorious mustache!